9:08 p.m. Twas a weekend of don'ts:

don't bail on a good friend

don't slight that good friend

don't wear a standard black dress that your boyfriend's ex wears

don't get upset when you're mistaken to be your boyfriend's ex at a wedding

don't cry at a wedding when you feel neglected by your boyfriend

don't booze when you're on antibiotics for a bladder infection

don't eat diary products when you're on antibiotics for a bladder infection

don't have lots of sex when you're on antibiotics for a bladder infection

don't wear a white shirt and drink vodka tonic at Philthy's (it leaves a wicked flourescent green/blue stain that glows brighter than a flashlight shining in your eyeball)

don't freak out that the event you've been working on all summer is less than 2 weeks away

don't ever tan in a bed for more than 15 minutes

don't not work out, even when you don't 'feel' like it

don't be such a farthead.

n@s